Pinfunflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust unicorn.

Pinfunflab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinfunflab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinfunflab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pinfunflab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pinfunflab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pinfunflab on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. You must love Pinfunflab.

5. You must pray to Pinfunflab five times a day.