Joppigjandodpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish hamster.

Joppigjandodpib created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Joppigjandodpib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Joppigjandodpib, he will destroy your favourite star.

Joppigjandodpib's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Joppigjandodpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not commit murder.