Zogpasbimnart is a god.
It takes the form of a large, witty
wasp.
Zogpasbimnart created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Zogpasbimnart, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Zogpasbimnart, it will turn you into a hamster.
Zogpasbimnart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Zogpasbimnart's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never talk about seals.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.