Zogpasbimnart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty wasp.

Zogpasbimnart created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zogpasbimnart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zogpasbimnart, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zogpasbimnart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zogpasbimnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.