Bugbenkim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish otter.

Bugbenkim created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbenkim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bugbenkim, it will not invite you to parties.

Bugbenkim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bugbenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Never paint your back violet.

5. Never think about gravity.