Midnantadhud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Midnantadhud created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Midnantadhud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midnantadhud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Midnantadhud's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Midnantadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Midnantadhud must be the most important thing in your life.
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