Farnflamyar Bassmigsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy hare.

Farnflamyar Bassmigsat created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnflamyar Bassmigsat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farnflamyar Bassmigsat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farnflamyar Bassmigsat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Farnflamyar Bassmigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Farnflamyar Bassmigsat.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat onions.