Bonlikbagsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust chinchilla.

Bonlikbagsaf created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonlikbagsaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonlikbagsaf, it will manifest in front of you.

Bonlikbagsaf's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bonlikbagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.