Meghogort is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak hare.

Meghogort created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Meghogort, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Meghogort, he will not invite you to parties.

Meghogort's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Meghogort's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Never write about comets.