Hogbestcin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical unicorn.

Hogbestcin created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hogbestcin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hogbestcin, it will turn you into a slug.

Hogbestcin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hogbestcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogbestcin.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogbestcin.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Put Hogbestcin first in all things.