Jigzedfum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent salamander.

Jigzedfum created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigzedfum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigzedfum, he will torture you forever.

Jigzedfum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jigzedfum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Jigzedfum's priests.