Sanddaddumnan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful
chinchilla.
Sanddaddumnan created silver seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sanddaddumnan, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Sanddaddumnan, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Sanddaddumnan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Sanddaddumnan's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick sharks.
2. Always wear green.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Do not hurt bats.