Cidjenxin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, astonishing newt.

Cidjenxin created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidjenxin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidjenxin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cidjenxin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cidjenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Cidjenxin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidjenxin.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Retreat if four snakes approach from the north.

5. Do not take Cidjenxin's name in vain.