Lib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast swan.

Lib created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not listen to music.