Sabbamdobapp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart zebra.

Sabbamdobapp created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabbamdobapp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabbamdobapp, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sabbamdobapp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sabbamdobapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.