Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic swan.

Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep, he will not care at all.

Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Mitcubdagvegspagmidquafcep.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.