Wonfutort is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, sapient
sheep.
Wonfutort created a charm quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonfutort, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Wonfutort, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Wonfutort's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Wonfutort's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Do not kill cats.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never hurt doves.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonfutort.