Dambaffon Bafabneg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable lion.

Dambaffon Bafabneg created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambaffon Bafabneg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dambaffon Bafabneg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dambaffon Bafabneg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dambaffon Bafabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.