Tarpbedsak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid mole.

Tarpbedsak created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbedsak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarpbedsak, it will not care at all.

Tarpbedsak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tarpbedsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never skip near rats.

5. Respect your elders.