Quafbunlag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable hummingbird.

Quafbunlag created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbunlag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quafbunlag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quafbunlag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Quafbunlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never skip near tapirs.