Cutkabfet Getjatarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish bee.

Cutkabfet Getjatarp created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutkabfet Getjatarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutkabfet Getjatarp, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cutkabfet Getjatarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cutkabfet Getjatarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat melons.