Carwathakrull is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident bat.

Carwathakrull created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Carwathakrull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Carwathakrull, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Carwathakrull's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Carwathakrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Carwathakrull.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.