Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful shark.

Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fetdotpinlinbambopsomlib.