Gupwonlarg is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical
hippopotamus.
Gupwonlarg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupwonlarg, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gupwonlarg, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Gupwonlarg's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Gupwonlarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill tortoises.
2. You must love Gupwonlarg.
3. Always help voles in need.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not wear pink clothing.