Cipfonjig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Cipfonjig created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cipfonjig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipfonjig, she will not care at all.

Cipfonjig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cipfonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cipfonjig.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipfonjig.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipfonjig.

5. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.