Nigpak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, impressive dragon.

Nigpak created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Nigpak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nigpak, she will cry a lot.

Nigpak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Nigpak loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Nigpak loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.