Danbigdinyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional deer.

Danbigdinyarp created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danbigdinyarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Danbigdinyarp, she will think nothing of it.

Danbigdinyarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Danbigdinyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.