Milganlegbud Flowkarbus is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent guinea pig.

Milganlegbud Flowkarbus created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milganlegbud Flowkarbus, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Milganlegbud Flowkarbus, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Milganlegbud Flowkarbus' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Milganlegbud Flowkarbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to bats while wearing purple shirts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.