Dusssabran is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful rat.

Dusssabran created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusssabran, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dusssabran, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dusssabran's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dusssabran's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear magenta.