Tikbogdan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful dryad.

Tikbogdan created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbogdan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tikbogdan, he will manifest in front of you.

Tikbogdan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tikbogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Hide from magenta sheep for they are unholy.