Caplidspag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient wren.

Caplidspag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caplidspag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Caplidspag, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Caplidspag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Caplidspag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Caplidspag.

4. Always help geese.

5. Never pour water over plants.