Dodkartik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise troll.

Dodkartik created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodkartik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodkartik, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dodkartik's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dodkartik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dodkartik's priests.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Dodkartik loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Put Dodkartik first in all things.