Flishivbapgid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful gerbil.

Flishivbapgid created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishivbapgid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flishivbapgid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flishivbapgid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flishivbapgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.