Gedquafwan Xindabsog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy finch.

Gedquafwan Xindabsog created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedquafwan Xindabsog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedquafwan Xindabsog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gedquafwan Xindabsog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gedquafwan Xindabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the west.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Gedquafwan Xindabsog on top of important buildings.

4. Hide if seven snakes approach from the south.

5. Always help bats.