Nullsandbad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying hyena.

Nullsandbad created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullsandbad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nullsandbad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nullsandbad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nullsandbad's Holy Commandments

1. Nullsandbad loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullsandbad.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.