Nullsandbad is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying
hyena.
Nullsandbad created light six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullsandbad, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nullsandbad, she will throw large rocks at you.
Nullsandbad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Nullsandbad's Holy Commandments1. Nullsandbad loves geese, so they must be honoured.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullsandbad.
3. Never think ill of sick mice.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.