Batgadrat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering bear.

Batgadrat created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Batgadrat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Batgadrat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Batgadrat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Batgadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shirts.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always help goats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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