Yarlbeggub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented dragonfly.

Yarlbeggub created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbeggub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarlbeggub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarlbeggub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yarlbeggub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yarlbeggub first in all things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.