Govgamgud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic walrus.

Govgamgud created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govgamgud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Govgamgud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Govgamgud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Govgamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Govgamgud's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill pigs.