Sidgumtip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, happy fairy.

Sidgumtip created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgumtip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidgumtip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sidgumtip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sidgumtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidgumtip.

3. Always obey Sidgumtip's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Sidgumtip loves doves, so they must be honoured.