Wodrenkar is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witty donkey.

Wodrenkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodrenkar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodrenkar, he will not care at all.

Wodrenkar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wodrenkar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Wodrenkar loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.