Faddussnib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered weasel.

Faddussnib created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faddussnib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Faddussnib, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Faddussnib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Faddussnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Faddussnib.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the north.