Fidfobbed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless centaur.

Fidfobbed created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidfobbed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidfobbed, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fidfobbed's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fidfobbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight great tits approach from the east.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never eat green fruit.