Vadsawmig Sandfadlarp
is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, amazing
jaguar
.
Vadsawmig Sandfadlarp
created the solar system three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadsawmig Sandfadlarp
, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Vadsawmig Sandfadlarp
, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Vadsawmig Sandfadlarp's
most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Vadsawmig Sandfadlarp's Holy Commandments
1. Do not kill foxes.
2. Never hurt dogs.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
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