Gilfothim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish naga.

Gilfothim created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfothim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gilfothim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gilfothim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gilfothim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight ducks approach from the east.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Gilfothim loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.