Stigshavflig Yattdobfen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent weasel.

Stigshavflig Yattdobfen created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigshavflig Yattdobfen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stigshavflig Yattdobfen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stigshavflig Yattdobfen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Stigshavflig Yattdobfen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three swans approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must love Stigshavflig Yattdobfen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.