Stigshavflig Yattdobfen is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent
weasel.
Stigshavflig Yattdobfen created Asia nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigshavflig Yattdobfen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Stigshavflig Yattdobfen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Stigshavflig Yattdobfen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Stigshavflig Yattdobfen's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three swans approach from the north.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. You must love Stigshavflig Yattdobfen.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.