Honhubcat Fubhugbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered porpoise.

Honhubcat Fubhugbud created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honhubcat Fubhugbud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Honhubcat Fubhugbud, he will turn you into a worm.

Honhubcat Fubhugbud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Honhubcat Fubhugbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honhubcat Fubhugbud.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Do not take Honhubcat Fubhugbud's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.