Honhubcat Fubhugbud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered
porpoise.
Honhubcat Fubhugbud created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Honhubcat Fubhugbud, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Honhubcat Fubhugbud, he will turn you into a worm.
Honhubcat Fubhugbud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Honhubcat Fubhugbud's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honhubcat Fubhugbud.
2. Do not hurt frogs.
3. Do not take Honhubcat Fubhugbud's name in vain.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.