Pakhubspag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast jellyfish.

Pakhubspag created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakhubspag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pakhubspag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pakhubspag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pakhubspag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pakhubspag on top of all buildings.