Dibhabpog Natkippop Fotnuttsin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful wombat.

Dibhabpog Natkippop Fotnuttsin created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhabpog Natkippop Fotnuttsin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibhabpog Natkippop Fotnuttsin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dibhabpog Natkippop Fotnuttsin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dibhabpog Natkippop Fotnuttsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never talk about fire.