Konmadrut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing wyrm.

Konmadrut created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmadrut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Konmadrut, it will turn you into a worm.

Konmadrut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Konmadrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never mention monkeys.