Bepflatloop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical finch.

Bepflatloop created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bepflatloop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bepflatloop, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bepflatloop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bepflatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never skip in holy places.