Fompadloglip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate hippopotamus.

Fompadloglip created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompadloglip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fompadloglip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fompadloglip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fompadloglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fompadloglip.

5. Never write about galaxies.